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Hmmm… tricky!

Snotasaurus

SnotasaurusOne of the toughest parts about being a children’s author is when you’re asked to choose a winner in a ‘Design a book cover competition’ – I hate to offend anyone or let kids down and I know it always comes across as ‘twee’ or just, plain sitting on the fence but honestly, I usually think each drawing is brilliant in it’s own way.

Recently I had a fantastic day up in Aberdeen, visiting the awesome Braehead primary school in Bridge of Don. It was great fun, reading and presenting my usual booky nonsense to a fantastic response from the children.

The nursery pupils joined in too, designing a cover fSnotasaurus2or one of my books aimed at 3-6 year olds; Snotasaurus Rex! It’s about a dinosaur with a cold, so there’s going to be an enormous amount of snot involved if one of these big beasties sneezed everywhere! And I think the kids had great fun coming up with their designs. I loved this one (above) which looks basically like a giant T-Rex chasing a little green ball of bogie. The bogie looks rather mischevious too, so watch out, I can imagine this wee booger hiding under the desk ;)

Rebecca’s big blue beast is a beauty too, with rivers of snot flowing from his nostrils. As another illustrator, whose drawings are nowhere near as good as this class, put it I’m just a snot-obsessed chimp so this is right up my street.

Snotasaurus3I sometimes wonder what the poor teachers must think when some loon like me comes along and suddenly starts encouraging their pupils to draw flu-choked dinosaurs. There’s must’ve been a shortage of green crayon in this school afterwards but I loved Ritrik’s very colourful banner.

But my all-time favourite is this creature, drawn by unknown little artist (below). Sadly there’s no name on it and I hope the school knows who it belongs to when they read this post.

It’s big, bold, bright and colourful. There’s plenty of mucus dripping and I totally love how the name ‘Snotasaurus’ drapes down the side of the dinosaur. An absolute cracker but of course, they were all brilliant!Snotasaurus4

Thank you for a super day, thanks for letting me see your amazing drawings and big thanks too, to a young lad called Jordon Bennett, who sent me the most incredible letter on behalf of the whole school. I’ll post more about this letter on here soon but I just wanted to let you know that I scanned it and plastered it all over Facebook and sent a copy down to the BBC, and  they think it’s incredible too.

Watch this space!

 

Festival of Fun!

Festival Poster

What an absolutely stunning summer! First, back in June I broke the 300 Barrier, with the number of schools I’ve performed in since I became a full-time author in February 2012. Then the next record I set was hosting an event in the oldest and poshest school ever, St Leonard’s Independent School in St Andrews. Honestly, it was like performing in Hogwarts!!

Into July and I spent most of the month down in schools in England before coming back home to prepare for my debut year at Edinburgh Fringe. Rehearsals went well, fly-postered Edinburgh and kick-started the Festval in earnest… maybe I got a wee bit carried away. 36 shows in 25 days, making guest appearances at four different children’s stand-up events; including three shows on top of a bus!

Three radio interviews, one session with BBC Learning and lovely cup of coffee and a Tunnock’s caramel log in Fred Macaulay’s green room, and still the excitment continued.

I sold almost 500 books, presented to over 3,000 people and lost 12lbs in weight. And to celebrate my first year at the Festival, I had my first ever tattoo done, my favourite book character Grandpa Jock . As Fresh Air Radio said… ‘Everyone should have a flatulence-themed tattoo somewhere on their body!’

And now summer’s almost over and the Scottish kids have returned to school. Thanks goodness for that, really. I can’t wait to get back to the day job properly ;)

For some reason, things have went pretty mental in the last few days. I sent out a few emails to schools, asking if they’d like to book an author event and suddenly my phone was crazy… I mean red-hot, never stopped ringing nuts! My diary is now almost full until mid-October and I’ve had to stop twice whilst writing this to take bookings.

Long may it continue and here’s my bookings for the net few weeks…
Fri 30th August – Kinneil primary school, Bo’ness
Sat 31st August – Charity gig at Bright Beginnings Nursery
Wed 4th Sept – Merrylee primary, Glasgow
Thurs 5th Sept – Alexander Peden primary, Shotts
Thurs 5th Sept – Clelland primary, Motherwell
Mon 9th Sept – Northern Parade primary, Portsmouth
Tues 10th Sept – Hampshire TBC
Wed 11th Sept – Sandown Bay Academy – full day event
Thurs 12th Sept – Cleeves primary, Glasgow
Fri 13th Sept – St Teresa’s, Glasgow
Mon 16th Sept – Whitelees primary, Cumbernauld
Tues 17th Sept – Riverside primary, Stirling
Tues 17th Sept – St Kevin’s primary, Bargeddie
Wed 18th Sept – John Paul II primary, Uddingston
Wed 18th Sept – Bargddie primary, Bargeddie
Thurs 19th Sept – Whitecros primary – full day event
Fri 20th Sept – Craigellachie primary, Aberlour
Fri 20th Sept – Lhanbrydie primary, Elgin
Mon 23rd Sept – Buckingham primary, Hull – full day event
Mon 23rd Sept – Radio evet with Hull radio station
Tues 24th – Links primary school, Stockton
Wed 25th – Wheately Hill Community School- full day event
Thursday 26th and Friday 27th – Currently there are 6 schools I’m trying to juggle into these two days. TBC
Sunday 29th Sept – Wigtown Book Festival – children’s event
Mon 30th Sept – Kilbrinie primary school, Kilbirnie
Tues 1st Oct – 2 events at Wigtown Book Festival
Wed 2nd Oct – Loreburn primary, Dumfries
Wed 2nd Oct – HMP Dumfies – family event
Thurs 3rd Oct – Castle Kennedy, Stranaer
Thurs 3rd Oct – Lochrutton prmary, Dumfries
Fri 4th Oct – Carrbridge primary, Carrbridge –
Launch of Gorgeous George and the Unidentified Unsinkable Underpants
Fri 4th Oct – Park primary, Oban
Fri 4th Oct – World Porridge Making Championships Ceilidh
Sat 5th Oct – World Porridge Making Championships event – specialty porridge
Wed 9th Oct – Holy Family primary, Kirkintilloch

Then there’s another 12 events booked in across the next 3 months. It’s going to be a rather busy period, starting Friday, reckon I’ll sell a couple of thousand books too ;)

I might need to get another tattoo to celebrate!

 

Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2013

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I usually need to be doing something – 25 years of working 70-80 hour weeks will probably do that to a person. So during the school holidays, I go absolutely mad. I’m bored, moody, grumpy, frustrated and irritable. The school are closed and I can’t do what I love doing best – presenting my book show.

Last year I spent most of July presenting to schools in England – thank goodness the Scottish schools break up in June and there’s a convenient over-lap period…..But then there’s August!! Dun-dun-duuuuuuuuhn!

Every school in the country closed and I was bouncing off the walls again – So not this year. I have applied for, and was accepted to present my book tour show at the largest art festival in the world – The Edinburgh Fringe! 25 days of presenting, every day for almost the entire month. AND IT’S FREE!!!

I just want to perform. I want to entertain, educate and inspire children (and parents) about the wonders of books, how brilliant it can be to become lost in another world.  Obviously I pretty much talk about my own two books but there’s some cool stuff about the environment, alternative energy, bums, bogies and big bottom burps. False teeth will be thrown and there may even be snot. One awesome hour of energy, and audience interaction too.

Category Children’s Shows
Genres comedy, storytelling
Group Stuart Reid – Award Winning Author
Venue Laughing Horse @ The Free Sisters
Event Website www.mylittlebigtown.com/gor…
Date 1-25 August
Time 13:15
Duration 1 hour
Suitability PG (4+)
Country of Origin Scotland

As I said, it’s free but you can collect tickets here (as a wee memento) and signed copies of the book will be available everyday. See you there!

Silver Seal Winner – Forward National Book Awards 2012

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Awarded to Stuart Reid – Gorgeous George and the Giant Geriatric Generator

Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to accept this fanastic prize from those wonderful people at the Forward National Literature Awards. I can honestly say how humble I feel in light of their amazing predilection and proclivity towards good taste, their perceptive literacy acumen and almost flawless decision-making prowess – thank you.

Almost flawless… because obviously I didn’t win Gold (this year) but I’d still like to pass on my heartiest congratulations to whoever it was that won this prestigous award in the Middle Grade/Chapter Book Section. It’s on their website somewhere but, of course, I only got as far as looking for my own name. It said ‘Second Place Winners’ at the top so I allowed my particular selective narcassistic tendancies to take over and all I read was ‘Winner’.

Of course, it’s not really about winners and losers, it’s about the joy of taking part; where everyone receives a medal just for turning up. It’s about the overwhelming satisfaction in being judged by your peers and betters to have written a novel of literal quality, described as ‘entertaining, imaginative and very funny’, and for all the faninancial rewards that go along with it – except there was no big cash prize, so it really is all about the joy of taking part (and winning, obviously).

And what a fantastic group of judges they really are! They certainly know their stuff when it comes to books about as the entries were judged on their uniqueness, entertainment, and content. Amongst others, Cynthia Brian is a New York Times best selling author of Chicken Soup for the Gardener’s Soul, six other books and an internationally acclaimed key note speaker and host of radio and tvshows.  Mark David Gerson is a screenwriter, award-winning author and creator of The Q’ntana Trilogy of fantasy novels and feature films. The MoonQuest, the first book in the trilogy, has won multiple awards, as has his book on writing and creativity, and the film of the same name will be in theatres later this year. 

I’d like to thank my publisher, my agent, my wife, my children……. (continued overleaf – click here)
……….. the team at My Little Big Town, all the schools, pupils, parents, teachers, book shops, libraries and book festivals I have ever, and will ever, present to.

L love you all! No, no, it’s okay. I’ve just got something in my eye…