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Festival of Fun!

Festival Poster

What an absolutely stunning summer! First, back in June I broke the 300 Barrier, with the number of schools I’ve performed in since I became a full-time author in February 2012. Then the next record I set was hosting an event in the oldest and poshest school ever, St Leonard’s Independent School in St Andrews. Honestly, it was like performing in Hogwarts!!

Into July and I spent most of the month down in schools in England before coming back home to prepare for my debut year at Edinburgh Fringe. Rehearsals went well, fly-postered Edinburgh and kick-started the Festval in earnest… maybe I got a wee bit carried away. 36 shows in 25 days, making guest appearances at four different children’s stand-up events; including three shows on top of a bus!

Three radio interviews, one session with BBC Learning and lovely cup of coffee and a Tunnock’s caramel log in Fred Macaulay’s green room, and still the excitment continued.

I sold almost 500 books, presented to over 3,000 people and lost 12lbs in weight. And to celebrate my first year at the Festival, I had my first ever tattoo done, my favourite book character Grandpa Jock . As Fresh Air Radio said… ‘Everyone should have a flatulence-themed tattoo somewhere on their body!’

And now summer’s almost over and the Scottish kids have returned to school. Thanks goodness for that, really. I can’t wait to get back to the day job properly ;)

For some reason, things have went pretty mental in the last few days. I sent out a few emails to schools, asking if they’d like to book an author event and suddenly my phone was crazy… I mean red-hot, never stopped ringing nuts! My diary is now almost full until mid-October and I’ve had to stop twice whilst writing this to take bookings.

Long may it continue and here’s my bookings for the net few weeks…
Fri 30th August – Kinneil primary school, Bo’ness
Sat 31st August – Charity gig at Bright Beginnings Nursery
Wed 4th Sept – Merrylee primary, Glasgow
Thurs 5th Sept – Alexander Peden primary, Shotts
Thurs 5th Sept – Clelland primary, Motherwell
Mon 9th Sept – Northern Parade primary, Portsmouth
Tues 10th Sept – Hampshire TBC
Wed 11th Sept – Sandown Bay Academy – full day event
Thurs 12th Sept – Cleeves primary, Glasgow
Fri 13th Sept – St Teresa’s, Glasgow
Mon 16th Sept – Whitelees primary, Cumbernauld
Tues 17th Sept – Riverside primary, Stirling
Tues 17th Sept – St Kevin’s primary, Bargeddie
Wed 18th Sept – John Paul II primary, Uddingston
Wed 18th Sept – Bargddie primary, Bargeddie
Thurs 19th Sept – Whitecros primary – full day event
Fri 20th Sept – Craigellachie primary, Aberlour
Fri 20th Sept – Lhanbrydie primary, Elgin
Mon 23rd Sept – Buckingham primary, Hull – full day event
Mon 23rd Sept – Radio evet with Hull radio station
Tues 24th – Links primary school, Stockton
Wed 25th – Wheately Hill Community School- full day event
Thursday 26th and Friday 27th – Currently there are 6 schools I’m trying to juggle into these two days. TBC
Sunday 29th Sept – Wigtown Book Festival – children’s event
Mon 30th Sept – Kilbrinie primary school, Kilbirnie
Tues 1st Oct – 2 events at Wigtown Book Festival
Wed 2nd Oct – Loreburn primary, Dumfries
Wed 2nd Oct – HMP Dumfies – family event
Thurs 3rd Oct – Castle Kennedy, Stranaer
Thurs 3rd Oct – Lochrutton prmary, Dumfries
Fri 4th Oct – Carrbridge primary, Carrbridge –
Launch of Gorgeous George and the Unidentified Unsinkable Underpants
Fri 4th Oct – Park primary, Oban
Fri 4th Oct – World Porridge Making Championships Ceilidh
Sat 5th Oct – World Porridge Making Championships event – specialty porridge
Wed 9th Oct – Holy Family primary, Kirkintilloch

Then there’s another 12 events booked in across the next 3 months. It’s going to be a rather busy period, starting Friday, reckon I’ll sell a couple of thousand books too ;)

I might need to get another tattoo to celebrate!